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The Complete Guide to Landscape Design, Renovation, and Maintenance
by Cass Turnbull

SPEAKING AND UNDERSTANDING GARDENESE
When you go out to fix a back yard that has become a jungle, you will be passing judgment on each of your plants. You must weigh many factors on whether to prune a particular plant, move it, get rid of it, or leave it alone and nurse it back to good health. This section is devoted to helping you decide what to keep and what to kill. A shortcut in this process is to hire a starving gardener and pick his or her brains. But be aware that there are a lot of plant snobs out there who have slanted judgments. This chapter may teach you how to hold your own. Perhaps it will even start you on the road to becoming a plant snob yourself.

When you look at your plants in your yard, you can start to assign them points according to the following system. This section on how to speak gardenese should be used when deciding what to add to your yard as well.

"Mature And In The Right Place"
You can give a plant lots of points for just being the right size and in the right place. When you design your yard, you site plants by the size and shape of the plant more than by the specific kind. For example, I want a low, fat plant under my window so it doesn't block it, or I want something tall and evergreen to hide the neighbor's garage, with something that changes color or has nice blooms in front of it. This is what is meant by giving a plant points for being in the right place. Also, if you have a difficult area, say, hot, dry, clay, or sand, and something is actually surviving and doing well there, give it points. It's what most of your plants have going for them. It takes time and money to get a new plant just the way you want it. So, if you have a five-foot rhododendron in just the right place, or a full-grown tree of any type that isn't in the wrong place (under wires, for example), give it some points.

Ancient Plants
Plants, just like people, get lots of points for making it from maturity into great old age, even if they were nothing special the rest of their lives. If somebody on your block has stopped and said, "WOW! that's a really old blah, blah," consider keeping it even if it's not a choice plant.

"Choice"

Choice is gardenese for good. It includes many top-of-the-line plants. However, before you buy or keep a choice plant, you may wish to find out if it is choice and easy or fussy, choice and well-behaved, vigorous, or messy, or choice and perfectly hardy, tender, rare, or common.

Some bamboos are very choice, but are considered too vigorous. A snowdrop tree (Styrax j.) is choice, easy and not too big. Hardy cyclamen is choice and easy, but not too vigorous.

A Heartwarming Ginko Story
The ginkgo is a choice tree that people don't plant much. Here is an excerpt from a local planting project tree list: "ginkgo or Maidenhair Tree (Ginkgo biloba), grafted males only, ht. 35-50'." It is one of the author's favorites because it is trouble free, has nice fall color, and comes with a lot of history. (I love a good story.) Not to be planted under power lines, this tree gets big, eventually! Its slow growth habit and its very dainty, uniquely fanshaped leaves keep it from ever becoming oppressive. It's tough and, unlike many other plants, is not prone to any diseases or pests. The ginkgo's main attraction is its fall color, which is an amazing, flawless, soft yellow. Even though I don't like yellow, I really love this tree. An added attraction is that it drops its yellow leaves in a week, not slowly over months, something to consider when you do your own leaf raking.

Ginkgo leaves look like tiny Oriental fans.

Now for the history and the story. Ginkgos are from an extremely ancient order of plant, a living link with the prehistoric tree-fern age. Technically speaking, they are conifers, that is, cone-bearing plants like pine trees, not flowering plants. They used to flourish all over the world. Petrified ginkgos can be found in eastern Washington. The story is that ginkgos disappeared from the wild and were kept alive only in Chinese monasteries. This notion caused plant explorers to go traipsing around the Chinese country- sides and led plant historians of the past century to pour over old travel logs looking for "wild" ginkgos and to argue about whether or not they were really wild or just escaped cultivated ginkgos. I rather like the idea of ginkgos being perpetuated through history by Chinese monks and ending up on the parking strips of Mytown, USA.

The only drawback to ginkgos is that, in their early years, they may look a little gawky. Early years means before age thirty. But if you plant this tree, not only will you get connected to the distant future, but your ginkgo will reach maximum beauty at full maturity in 2000 years. Wow!

The only reason you don't see more ginkgos and other good, choice plants is that people don't ask for them in the nurseries, so nurseries don't sell enough of them to grow them, so nobody buys them, and you never see then, so you don't ask for them, and obviously, it's a vicious circle! Demand and availablity! Your chainstore usually only stocks those plants that are frequently requested, but your local independent nursery has some plant nuts in there who are trying to sell you some rare and wonderful things, but you have to look around to find them. Designer-architects are reluctant to recommend plants that are hard to find or that may be rare because they're difficult. But really good designer-architects will give you two or three choices for each circle on their landscape blueprint, including some rare and wonderful plants that aren't likely to die.

"Unusual"
Some plants are choice because they do or are something unusual. Blooming at an odd time is unusual. Plants that bloom any time other than spring get extra points. I personally am very fond of winter bloomers and especially of scented winter bloomers. There are others that just look unusual, like bright purple berries (beauty berry), and anything that's contorted (curvy limbs like corkscrew willows) or pendulous (weeping willows). I've heard a plant of this type referred to as a "weirdness." You shouldn't have more than a few of them, but one or two can add a lot of interest to a yard. If you have two weirdnesses that are right next to each other, I suggest you move or get rid of one because they compete for attention and detract from each other.

"Rare" Vs. "Common"
Some plants achieve choice status just by being rare. That's why a diamond is worth a lot more than ocean-washed glass even though they can look a lot alike. The flip side of rare and wonderful is the "familiarity breeds contempt" syndrome. A lot of people consider our wildflowers that spring up everywhere to be sort of devalued because they're so common. The British think they're grand and rare and often take some home, work on them (hybridize them), and sell them back to us as choice British garden plants.

There may be some very good reasons why a plant is rare around your area. One is that it doesn't like it there. Some plants grew up in and are adapted to different soil types, temperatures, and amounts of sun, and when you put them into your yard they will be so rare as to die slowly and meanwhile, look awful. These plants are rare and difficult or take special culture, which means that you have to put blankets on them in winter or plant them in straight sand or put on hats for the rain. Sometimes a plant is rare and tender. As a novice, avoid these.

"Tender" Vs. "Hardy"
A somewhat tender plant is a plant that's likely to freeze. A hardy plant won't. The world is divided up into climate zones. Often the major determining factor in whether a plant will survive is the lowest temperature it can take. If you have a eucalyptus in your north country yard, it may be choice and rare simply because it hasn't frozen to death like others in the city. Your yard has many micro-climates, and an iffy, somewhat tender plant will survive in one spot, yet freeze only thirty feet away. Older somewhat tender plants have a better chance of making it through a freeze than ones just getting stabilized, so you may wish to baby young new plants for a few years with mulch and windbreaks and then see if they can tough it out. Some tender plants are good enough to plant and then just replace when they freeze (that is, treat them like annuals). The hebe ("Autumn Glory"), for example, is such a plant for relatively moderate climates. It doesn't get too big, looks tidy, blooms in the fall, is easy, but sometimes freezes. When it does, I just plant a new one.

"Easy" Vs. "Fussy"

These terms have a lot to do with whether to choose a new plant or whether to keep an old one. Easy is short for "easy-culture." That just means that you can take it home and it will do well with a modicum of care. There will be a wide range of situations it will take: it will be happy in sun or part shade, it doesn't need more or less water or fertilizer, it won't freeze, and you can transplant it. On the other hand, some plants are fussy and maybe you'll be lucky and they will like where you put them, and maybe they won't. Sometimes you never know why.

Daphne odora is fussy. This is a highly prized evergreen plant (tree-like and it likes lime) that has extremely sweet smelling (odora!) flowers in early, early spring. Mine is doing well, but some other people's never catch on. Alstomeria is another plant that can be either fussy or too easy, baffling its owners. This is a tall perennial flower that costs a fortune as a cut flower in the shops. In some people's yards it never takes off, while in others it's a weed. It's taking over one of my beds and actually over- coming a rhododendron. Want some?

"Well-Behaved, Reliable, Vigorous, Messy, Invasive"

The most important term in this glossary is vigorous. Vigorous may mean that you won't have to wait fifteen years for it to look like anything if you're planting it from scratch. It won't die of disease, drought or cold. You won't have to spend your life babying it. So it may be the ever popular low-maintenance plant. Or, on the other hand, it could be a damn weed. It all depends on how you look at it.

When you ask your nursery person about a particular plant that you like and he or she says, "It's rather vigorous," a little red flag should go up. Your next questions should be, "Could it be considered invasive?" I would suggest that you don't plant anything that's considered invasive until you know what you're doing. If you have invasive plants you may even wish to do battle to eliminate them. I have an "invasive" section in my yard, but I watch it very, very closely. I call it the woodland section where lots of choice-vigorous things duke it out. I go in every once in awhile and referee. The section is low maintenance. It has foxglove, salal, wild bleeding hearts, wild iris, huckleberries, trillium, forget-me-nots, kinnikinnick, ferns, welsh poppies, merry bells, and ginger, to name only a few of the carefree inhabitants. But it has eaten up a lot of choice and not so vigorous plants like wintergreen, hepatica, lady's slippers, and avalanche lilies.

Beware The Vines
Most vines are vigorous, and you have to watch and prune them regularly or they will climb on to your tree and smother and kill it. The English like to run vines through their other garden plants, but it would make me pretty nervous. Vines are simply wonderful and worth it in many, many cases. There's nothing like them for hiding your neighbor's ugly chain link fence or filling in big empty walls, or for growing up arbors or standards. Many of the great weeds are vines: wild clematis, ivy, and bindweed can and will kill forest trees. So watch their city cousins carefully. The only really well-behaved vine I know is Hydrangea petiolarus, a hydrangea vine. It is very understated and tasteful.

Give points to your plant if it is well behaved, which means that the plant will not creep or grow huge too fast or seed a bunch of unwanted babies in your yard. Well-behaved means it's not messy either. Messy plants usually drop things like acorns, dead twigs, too many big leaves, honeydew, seeds, pods, berries that stain, bark, you name it. If your messy tree leans over a cliff or is in a woodland bed that gets raked out once a year, it's no big deal. If your messy plant drops seeds that grow into zillions of little trees that you have to pull out with pliers in two years, you may have a behavior problem.

A classic example of a well-behaved, reliable, and not too vigorous, easy shrub is the pieris or andromeda. I also think it's choice because it has three good shows in that it's 1) evergreen and tidy looking, 2) with sweet smelling spring flowers, and 3) new growth that is coppery colored.

"Hard-Working, Two Shows Or More"

Because your yard space is so valuable, you want to give lots of points to plants that do more than one thing. Some combinations are good foliage and flower, fall color and spring flower, scented flower or scented foliage with something else. Then there are good winter branch patterns plus anything else, or good flowers and interesting fruit. Give your plants lots of extra points for these.

Health
Before removing any old plant or tree in your yard, or adding a new one, consider its health. I have never been a health nut, but gardening may make me into one and that's because health is what makes plants look good or bad three-fourths of the time. You probably don't realize it, just as I didn't.

Most people develop an unwarranted prejudice against certain plants because they are either 1) too common and vigorous, or 2) the ones they had before were sick and badly pruned. Before you slate a plant for death, especially if it's a rare and wonderful one, you may wish to be nice to it for awhile with good weeding, watering, pruning, and fertilizing, to see if your sow's ear will turn into a silk purse. I promise you that a little care and attention can work miracles. Conversely, some plants are simply prone to diseases and are always in a state of dropping dead bits. In some cases you just learn to live with it (like mildew on your Oregon grape or azaleas), or you fight back with vigilant use of chemicals and/or good maintenance (garden hygiene and pruning), or you cut the damn sick thing out and put in A GOOD PERFORMER!

Horticulturalists today are taking a lot of our old garden favorites that have disease problems and breeding disease-resistant varieties. All or most of the fruiting and flowering cherries, plums, apples, peaches, and crabapples and roses get a lot of diseases, and if you don't want to spray like crazy and can't stand to see a certain amount of damage and dead wood, ask your nurseryperson for disease-resistant varieties. Good roses are being invented. Also dogwoods that are prone to anthracnose are being worked on. So, if you love that old cherry tree but it is looking bad, consider removing it and replanting with a well-behaved, reliable, disease-resistant variety. Give points to your plant if it's healthy and disease-resistant.

"Well-Formed"
A plant gets further points for being particularly well-formed. When I was doing my back yard I wanted to take out the mountain ash tree (Sorbus a). It had going for it: 1) already being there, 2) providing two shows, 3) being well-formed. Lots of mountain ashes are shaped badly, but mine is a perfect globe. Against it was the fact that: 1) it's common, almost a weed, 2) it's in the wrong place, taking up valuable headroom, 3) it produces troublesome little seedlings everywhere. My husband-to-be was aghast at my suggestion of removing it (I wanted a nice disease-prone "Autumnalis" cherry). In fact, the question was a pivotal point in our relationship. (If the divorce ever comes, I know where to take the chainsaw.) I grumble at the seedlings every year. I've replaced six plants that couldn't get established underneath it because of root competition. But right now, November, it's breathtaking in its ruby-glowing and gold color. Sometimes I get up just to look at it out the window. Anyway, if your common thing happens to be healthy and nicely formed, consider keeping it. If your rare and wonderful thing is sick and badly formed, consider nursing it back to health and doing a little corrective pruning over the next few years.

Nostalgia
Many people have a fondness for the plants they grew up with. Having seen their mom's great yellow forsythia in bloom one spring day, that shrub has meant spring to them ever since. Roses and lilacs are old favorites. Every year when it's spring I stuff my nose in a lilac bloom. The olfactory trigger sends me back into some vaguely remembered distant, simpler, finer days.

Plant snobs often eschew these old-time plants. They want to turn you on to some rare wonderfuls that they know, and their own taste has evolved from nostalgia to certain specific styles. Some have gone the tasteful, understated species route. Others, the new and improved hybrid route. We will discuss these in the section on garden styles. Sometimes they know that the plant you love is not appropriate for your setting, for example, an old fashioned grandma forsythia in a redwood forest. For one thing, there's not enough sun, and, well, they just don't go together well. But you don't ever have to remove something you love just because it's theoretically wrong. REMEMBER, the ONLY PURPOSE of a garden is to give you (and maybe your neighbors and their kids) pleasure. So give your plant lots of points, too, just because you like it. If a gardener wrinkles his or her nose, say, "This came from a start that came over on the Mayflower," or "This is from seed I collected at Vita's garden." (Vita was a famous gardener.) Then your snobbish gardener just might say, "AHH! How rare and wonderful!"

SUMMARY
Gardenese is not difficult to learn--much of it is common sense. When you have mastered the language, you will be able to find out a great deal about what to plant where and the kinds of care your plants need.
Learn to speak gardenese and then use your local Extension Agents and nurserypersons for advice.

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