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The Complete Guide to Landscape Design, Renovation, and Maintenance
by Cass Turnbull

TAKING CARE OF YOUR YARD
The bad news is that to maintain your yard takes work-- cursed work. As a professional gardener, my cohorts and I cringe at the customer's request for a low-maintenance yard. A "low-maintenance" yard is either the deep woods or a concrete lawn. Gardens are, by their very nature, living, moving, growing, changing systems. Once you decide which plants you want and which you don't (one definition of a weed being anything in the wrong place), you have drawn the battle lines.

Dandelions, blackberries, morning glories (bindweed)-- these are the enemy. Grass, mountain laurel, Shasta daisies, these are the innocents to be protected, nourished, enjoyed. And even some of these can become the enemy if found in the wrong place: grass in the lawn is good--grass in the shrub bed--a weed.

Shasta daisies may be all well and good unless they overcome their neighbors in the perennial border. As sure as God made the heavens, the same customer who wants the low-maintenance yard will, in the very next breath, ask for a perennial bed--the epitome of high-maintenance landscaping.

Life Is Maintenance
Without maintenance, the universe, entire universe, succumbs to the third law of physics--entropy. It states that everything that is, is falling apart. I'm sure you've noticed. In fact, with a few notable exceptions, LIFE is MAINTENANCE. Your body, its cells and molecules, is in constant change and motion, but it is maintaining a reasonable sameness over time--albeit more wrinkled and tired. Work is maintenance. We maintain the house, the car, the boat. Even on vacation we try to maintain perfect comfort and peace, or we maintain the level of activity we call fun. Too much is stress; too little, boredom.

The maintenance work in your yard can be kept at a minimum. When I went into the gardening business, the best advice I got was "don't work hard, work smart."

The good news is that by being smart you can reduce garden work to a manageable minimum and not too physically taxing, at that. Like the dentist, the professional gardener strives to put him or herself almost out of business--leaving only regular brushing, flossing and check-ups.

In this section we will go over the smart ways to beat weeds, to water, and fertilize your plants and the strategies and philosophies behind pest control.

You know many of these already. A well-planned yard-- one that takes into account the mature size of plants--takes more patience but less pruning work. Using selective pruning is wise because, unlike shearing and other forms of "bad" pruning, it stays done longer, although it takes greater initial investment in learning how-to. You eliminate the need to weedeat when fences, trees and lampposts are surrounded or bordered by shrub beds, not turf.

Automatic or semi-automatic irrigation will save you from most of the drudgery of watering by hand. And mulch will cut your weeding time and effort by half or more. The combination of sufficient water, smart plant choices and good soil will give you the healthy plants that resist most pests and diseases. No huge pesticide or plant replacement costs here.

In gardening, like taking care of your teeth, you avoid those big, painful, costly fix-ups by adhering to a strict preventive maintenance routine. Weeding (which comes in after mowing, trimming and edging in actual maintenance hours spent) is the same way. Whereas all gardening teaches patience, weeding actually instills vigilance, humility, and, worst yet, tenacity.

Gardening Is An Unnatural Act

Weeding can be as much of a challenge as any well matched contest. Many people think of it as unskilled labor; most people are distressed by the fact that, like housework, it won't stay done. But weeding is skilled work. You need to know your enemy, the weeds: their types and their strategies for surviving in your beautiful garden. Then it becomes a game of strength, stamina and wits. Each month is a rematch, and your gratification can be to vanquish the opponent faster and with less effort each time. You can never, however, defeat them utterly and completely. As gardeners, we are imposing a halt on the natural succession of plants in the back yard. The fittest will always succeed in crowding out and overpowering our less vigorous ornamental plants if we choose to cease our intervention. Gardening is an unnatural act. Because, you see, we are endeavoring to construct a false plant community and then we keep it from changing according to the laws of natural succession by weeding and pruning. Furthermore, we rake out leaves, and then (silly us) have to add fertilizer and mulch to make up for it. And weeds are, themselves, strangely enough, created by humans.

Weeds generally do not exist in old, long established plant communities. In these old ecologies we find that plants have just divided things up fairly and in a balanced fashion--they demonstrate an interlocking harmony that inspires awe in those humans who glimpse the incredible interwovenness of nature.

But those pioneering, greedy, tenacious species we call weeds follow only receding glaciers, landslides, and humans. They like disturbed soil. Most weeds in North America came from Europe, stowaways in the hulls of ships, as seeds in dirt ballast. Others were foolishly imported by heedless Pandoras who brought them over for sentimental reminders of home. These plants, well behaved in their natural habitat, run unchecked through new ecosystems, displacing and destroying the balance of centuries because their natural population checks were left behind.

Kudzu in the southern United States is a famous example. It is a vine that was imported from the Orient to help curb erosion. It took off immediately, infesting farmland and countryside alike. People make jokes about kudzu vines strangling them in the night and burying lazy dogs. So successful is this plant in its new home that, whereas the "climax" ecology of the southern states was once a forest, the land left to its own battle now will end up as monotonous flat fields of kudzu alone.

One definition of a weed is a plant out of place. Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "A weed is a plant whose virtue has yet to be discovered." But gardeners know that beyond this is their staying power, their ability to defy eradication and propensity to overcome their neighbors. They eliminate the variety and the diversity in the garden that is the essence of its beauty.

All gardeners become philosophical after awhile, and most come to a quiet understanding that our own, creative, intelligent, magnificent species, Homo sapiens, is in the truest sense a "weed"--or pest species, the most dangerous weed on the planet. Humans out-compete almost all other species. We even eliminate total ecosystems. We reduce the bio-diversity of nature, cultivating instead for sameness, threatening to create a world filled with exact replicas: cornfields, white chickens, brown cows and one kind of tomato. Some say that intelligence was an experiment in nature that didn't work. At what point did Homo sapiens cease being simply "vigorous" and become "invasive"?

Many fragrant and small delights are missed by people with dull gardens or those who have the work done for them.

The natural checks of our population--disease and war--have not been successful, nor have we, in keeping the population within manageable bounds.

But, back to the weeds that intend to overpopulate your miniature world.

The mistake most people make is that they take weeds personally. I mean--they are personally offended that these plants are trying to take over and won't go away. I take weeding seriously but not personally. It's a game. I decide who the good guys and the bad guys are, and the object of the game. Nothing stays done in this life and nothing stays the same--especially gardens. So, with that understanding, weeding then becomes something to do, not something to get done. It is while weeding that you gain the intimacy with your garden that bonds you to nature. Because you have to be out there, crawling around on hands and knees (humility being the lesson here), you are forced to feel, smell and touch nature. There are, for example, many plants whose leaves smell if you brush them, and only because you are out there weeding will you discover this. And many fragrant and small delights and wonderments are missed by people with dull gardens or who have their work done for them.

SUMMARY
The smartest ways to reduce maintenance costs are:
(1) Plan for mature size of shrubs and trees.
(2) Selective pruning instead of shearing.
(3) Reduce grass-trimming time by designing beds (not lawn) around structures.
(4) Automatic irrigation.
(5) Have good soil, good drainage, eliminate steep slopes.
(6) Appropriate plants for the site.
Do regular weeding and pruning maintenance to avoid costly fix-ups later.

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