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The Complete Guide to Landscape Design, Renovation, and Maintenance
by Cass Turnbull

MORE UNHEEDED ADVICE
You should now have a map of how you want your yard to look and most, but not all, of the plant names filled in. You should also have a fair idea of how to plant everything. You have also received the first of three always- ignored-most-important-pieces-of-advice. It was to choose and place your plants according to their cultural require- ments, especially mature size, light requirements, and soil requirements. Now that you've ignored those, let's get on to the other two which are: amend your soil and plan for irrigation. As soon as you price these, you will be tempted to ignore them as well, if you haven't already.

Improve Your Soil
You should probably improve your soil now before everything is planted, and while you're considering building up mounded beds anyway. It's sort of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do it right. Very few people are blessed with a good rich sandy loam soil naturally in their yard. If you do have this or have inherited good soil from previous owners' obsessive use of compost, you should take some time to gloat in the knowledge that you are the envy of less lucky gardeners everywhere.
I would guess that 80% of the pest, disease, death and general lack of good looks in gardens is due to bad soil, either too sandy or with too much clay. Sand doesn't hold nutrients and it dries out instantly, so that plants starve and die of thirst. Clay soils alternately drown their victims when wet and bake them when dry. It's also hard for roots to push through packed clay. Clay additionally tortures gardeners by breaking their backs, it's so hard and heavy to dig, and it will increase the time and difficulty of weeding by at least threefold. The heavy clay soil has to be pried up, forked up, just to get at the weed roots. The roots tend to break off and the weed will rise again as soon as your back is turned. Or if you manage to get the whole root, you will get a giant mass of clay glop attached to it. Clay is the absolute bane of a gardener's life.
You solve both of these problems, clay or sand, by mixing in generous amounts of organic soil amendments. Organic, of course, means anything that used to be alive, for example sawdust, bark, old molded leaves, peat moss. "Compost" is of course the best. In addition, organic fertilizer, such as powdered dry chicken or steer manure you buy in bags at local supermarkets, or by truck loads of the real thing from the nursery, is great. Blood and bone meal are also used. This not only improves the soil structure and texture, but will also slowly release elements. Use these fertilizers along with organic amendments to improve the soil structure.
My former partner swears that powdered dry manure cures just about every garden ill from chlorosis to moles. I suspect she's right. The organics also encourage the natural web of organisms which combine to create a healthy, lovely yard. We will discuss these at greater length in the chapter on maintaining your yard. The "top soil" you bought (three-way or five-way) will be woefully lacking in wonderful organics. The good old top-soil stripped from old farms is no longer available. They now build "topsoil" out of sawdust and poor dirt. It's better than clay or sand but many still refer to it as "sh..." These "store-bought" topsoils, as well as bark and sawdust mulches, will actually rob your soil of nitrogen as they decompose for a few years, so be sure to add some fertilizer, organic or chemical, every year. If you have a clayish soil, called hardpan, you should forget mixing in amendments and just build raised beds of good soil above it. To see if you have hardpan, try digging a hole. If you have to jump on your shovel with both feet to get it in, you are in deep trouble. To see if you have a drainage problem, dig a hole and fill it with water. If it takes a day to drain--more bad news. Perhaps you want to design and build a "bog" garden. Seriously.āā If you buy "soil," from the landscape supply company,consider turning in generous amounts of organic matter and composted manure. Your plants will āloveā‘ you for it. It is said that when the gardener enters paradise, first thing he says is, "Ah! Just smell that humus!"

Plan For Irrigation
The other always-ignored-most-important-piece-of-gardening- advice is to plan for irrigation. I ignored this one and I'm so tired of dragging hoses around my yard I could give up and die. Hoses look ugly, especially in summer barbecue pictures; you have to move them to mow every week; and you have to put them away in the winter. I know of a humorous description of a man battling with a hose like a giant snake. It's said that an elephant hasn't a memory to compare with that of a coiled hose.

Here in Western Washington folks say, "But it rains here all the time. Anyway, I can water the whole lawn with just one sprinkler." This reveals two common misconceptions. One is that only lawns need water. Shrubs and trees need water, too. It just takes longer for them to brown up from drought than grass. Whereas grass can green up again in the fall rains, your pieris won't; it will be brown and dead for good. Lack of water usually stresses plants and it takes several stresses over time to kill, but just a few will make your new shrub prone to leaf drop, disease, freezing, you name it! I, who usually am pretty good about watering, watered even more last year to encourage my bedding annuals to grow and be beautiful in time for the wedding. I was shocked to see how much better everything else did, too. It was magic. People just don't believe the difference good deep regular water makes to the looks of plants.

The other misconception is that it rains here in Western Washington all the time. Statistics prove that a one month drought is the norm in this region (you know, we call it summer). It will cause lots of hardship on trees and plants. This is, incidentally, the season you will want to be gone vacationing, not dragging hoses around. An automatic or semi-automatic irrigation system will solve your problems. And you won't have to roll it up and hide it for the barbecue, either.

Now that we know the three pieces of essential advice and can ignore them, we can go on to the nuts and bolts of planting your yard.

SUMMARY

The three pieces of most-ignored, best garden advice are:
(1) Meet your plant's requirements: mature size, light and soil needs.
(2) Put in automatic irrigation.
(3) Improve the soil with organics or truck in new soil.

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